Top 10 Things I’d Like To Say To A Customer

Someday....someday......

10) No sir, I’m not new. I’ve been with this company far longer than you have.

9) I’m not sure sir let me check. "HEY ANYBODY KNOW, AM I SOME KIND OF AN IDIOT”?

8) I can think of 3 reasons why you didn’t get any of the communications we sent you.

a) You’re to dumb to turn your computer on
b) You didn’t pay your phone bill either
c) You’ve talked to the postman the same way you’re talking to me

7) Ma’am you raise a good point. At your recommendation I am going to submit a request to my manager for a hearing test. I just might be deaf.

6) Would you like some cheese with that whine?

5) Well yes sir, it does make sense to me but then I was blessed with the ability to understand even the simplest concept.

4) Hmm… Can I tell you anyone who would buy a brand new luxury vehicle and not protect it with comprehensive and collision coverage? Well…................. let’s see................There’s....YOU!

3) So your contention is that anyone with half-a-brain would not have cancelled their policy. Okay...........I better speak slowly.

2) Well sir, we had no choice. We had to charge it as an at fault accident. The evidence we gathered was compelling. All the other trees agreed. The tree you hit was parked at the side of the road minding its own business.

And the Number 1 thing I’d like to say to a customer.........

I know the ******* company canceled your ******** policy and left you high and dry without any ******* coverage on your ******* brand new ******* vehicle.
But you ignored every ******* letter, every ******* email, and every ******* phone call for the past four ******* weeks.

Perhaps, if you were a little more ******* responsible, you could’ve gotten up off your ******* lazy ******* *** and paid the ******* bill on ******* time for a change so we wouldn’t have had to ******* notify the state on your sorry *** and cancel your ******* policy!

Is there anythingelse I can help you with today?
Thank you for calling.

These are, after all, the musings of a mind that wanders.

Top 10 Reasons I haven't Posted

Boy have I been away. There are so many things going on right now I can't keep up. I decided I need a list. So here goes:

• 1. New Hire Guideline module developement and training facilitation at work



• 2. New Hire Launch Pad Coach support at work



• 3. Binding verification Refresher Developement and training facilitation at work



• 4. Proof of Garaging Refresher Developement and training facilitation at work



• 5. Western Union Refesher Developement and training facilitation at work



• 6. 2 Bathroom renovation Project at home



• 7. A bedroom, hallway and stair renovation project at home



• 8. Plan a kitchen renovation project at home



• 9. Maintain a recreation Baseball League website



• 10. Coordinate On-line registration and registration communication for the baseball league



As you can see a very busy month. I wish I could have spent more time here. This is truly fun for me. It gets me an oppurtunity to share what I think and pretend some ones is listening.

This is, after all, the musings of a mind that wanders.

My Bucket List

I got this idea from Sean at Samish Patrol and thought I wanted to make my own. It's kinda cool to think about what you've done, what you've wanted to do, what you want to do now and, what you must get done. So here we go.

This is my bucket list.

• (1) Cruise the Panama Canal, Visit Russia, Greece, Italy, and every state in the US



• (2) Learn to raise chickens and cattle and other farm animals



• (3) Work my own small farm



• (4) Have Grandchildren



• (5) Pastor



• (6) Work less...Play more



• (7) Travel the Transcanadian Highway in its entirety



• (8) Work a Lobster Boat



• (9) Write a book



• (10)Take a nap

These are, after all, the musings of a mind that wanders.

My Top 10 List Things Washington Has Forgot

Oh no he didn't!.... I finally got so fed up with the way things work in Washington that I have devised my own top 10 list. Read carefully and remember it is my list...If you want one go make your own. I wouldn't mind knowing what yours would look like. If you decide to make one you may comment here or on your blog and link back to me with a comment. It would be interesting to see what others think.

Well, here we go.....

• (10) From the presidents oath of office..."I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States."
  No where does it state that those powers extend beyond our borders.



• (9) The President shall be Commander in Chief of the Army and Navy of the United States, and of the Militia of the several States, when called into the actual Service of the United States; he may require the Opinion, in writing, of the principal Officer in each of the executive Departments, upon any Subject relating to the Duties of their respective Offices, and he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment...
  He may manage the personnel and their job description. He may get from congress the authority to deploy on RARE occasion.



• (8) The president shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, shall appoint Ambassadors, other public Ministers and Consuls, Judges of the supreme Court, and all other Officers of the United States, whose Appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by Law: but the Congress may by Law vest the Appointment of such inferior Officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the Courts of Law, or in the Heads of Departments.
  He can't take the power and then ask. He must ask first and it must be by their advice not against it. In other words he can't do anything unless the Senate says he can.



• (7) That congress is impotent to do anything unless elected to do so. Such election is by the people they want to represent.
  Unions, Political think tanks, Corporations, TV reporters, Newspapers, Glamour Rags, the United Nations and, Political Action Committees, (though run by people) do not qualify!



• (6) It is not a right to serve. It is a pleasure and it is at OUR pleasure that they do.
  'Nuff said?... alright then.



• (5) Rush Limbaugh believes so little in the values he purports that he rarely takes time to vote.
  Do you really believe he should be the front man for conservative thought?



• (4) Political Parties should be something you attend, at your leisure, not something you attend to, as in "I got your back".
  Try something our forefathers used in designing the constitution.... Free thinking! It'll be less expensive for all of us.



• (3) If it walks like a lobbyist, Talks like a lobbyist, and offers money like a lobbyist....regardless of what they might say, it IS a lobbyist.
  While I want you to work for full employment, it's okay for this job to go away....give us back our country!



• (2) Please rediscover your moral compass.
  Set it on "God-Country-Family" and let it be. Religion guides us to lead moral lives; patriotism gives us a feeling of national unity; and our families are a home base - we can always count on them when in trouble.



• (1) Remember your mission statement! A Government of the people, for the people and by the people.
  All of them, not just your cousin Jake downstate, your "mam maw down in alabamaw" or the Political Action Committee you purchased your seat from. (I wonder if that's where the NFL got the idea for "personal seat licenses"?)

These are, after all, the musings of a mind that wanders.